Down in deep cellar grow the best mushroom called Frank Tang.
Mushroom like very cold very wet very dark. Frank Tang and Frank Tang wife sleep with mushroom. Frank Tang and Frank Tang wife live in moisty air to make very best mushroom to sound of Harp Bacharacket by Frank Tang wife.
People ask, How good mushrooms Frank Tang? Most people say very good like lobster mignon. Why so good? Not just because of cold moisty dark and Bacharacket by Frank Tang wife. Big secret is special Frank Tang and Frank Tang wife nutrient! Best good mushroom need lots best good nutrient. Not cow nutrient, not pig, not dog. Dog, cow, pig give bad nutrient. Make bad mushroom. Frank Tang and Frank Tang wife nutrient make best kind fast growing.
DOUBLE WASH
All Frank Tang mushroom double wash so not smell. Some mushroom smell
very badness like sock corpses before laundry, not Frank Tang mushroom
because Frank Tang wife wash every best good mushroom two time with no
machine. By hand, best-fashioned way!
EAT THE ALL
Frank Tang and Frank Tang wife have tough time not eat the all! With best
good mushroom grow right outside Frank Tang and Frank Tang wife bedroom
Frank Tang have to order strict no midnight snack to Frank Tang wife!
VITAMIN GLOW
Frank Tang best good mushroom glow at night because of good vitamin quantity.
Health-food person who have eaten Frank Tang best good mushroom all say,
"Hey, Frank, these crunch with vitamin!" Vitamin very good, very strong
in Frank Tang mushroom, so mushroom good for sick person, athlete person,
scuba driving, jog, and fighting. Many disease run off when sick person
eat Frank Tang mushroom.
PEOPLE NO DIE
Some people say big mushroom with spot make you die. No true of Frank
Tang best good mushroom, big spot green and red color not poisoning not
make big nightmare alive in daytime like some mushroom. One man think a
train eat him after he eat mushroom. This not Frank Tang best good mushroom,
this other bad mushroom sold by enemy Frank Tang.
CONSTANT GOODNESS
Frank Tang wife eaten over 7,000 Frank Tang best good mushroom and never
have vomit or nightmare or complaint.
ASK RESTAURANT
If you a are in restaurant, be sure to ask, "Only Frank Tang mushroom
for me and Mrs., please. Others no good." If no Frank Tang mushroom, say,
"Get Frank Tang best good mushroom quick or go out of my business."
SPECIAL BARGAIN
If you are opening mushroom fast takeout, call Frank Tang to supply you
best good mushroom at discount. Many Americans turning to mushroom as they
are a best cheap food, and would enjoy the idea of takeout mushroom, especially
Frank Tang
best good mushroom! Get a heading start on this idea before you are out-jumped
by savvy businessmen.
PERFECT PRESENTS
When a person unwrap a big variety Frank Tang best good mushroom on a
birth anniversary they are joyed up completely! Buy lots of them and give
them as present on most occasions, you will be amazed truly enough!
